Dying by Sexy

 

We all know, or should know, that Jesse “the Devil” Hughes can bring it on the stage; But did you know he use to be a reporter? Or that he dishes out some of the best relationship advice out there -only paralleled to Dr. Phil? We caught up with Boots Electric himself during Eagles of Death Metal’s tour with Peaches to talk about these tidbits and find out more; Like, how exactly can one reach “death by sexy?”  Find out in…

 

 

10 Questions with Eagles of Death Metal

- by Mattias and Dave-Os –

 

 

In true rock star form, Jesse told us what he had to say with a cigarette in his mouth, and a girl around each arm.

1. You were a journalist before the whole band thing; what is the greatest story you’ve ever covered?

Jesse: I covered the introduction of the Contract of America by the Republican Party. That was a great story to cover. I also covered Waco; that was a good story to cover, the fiasco at Waco. And then I covered myself in whipped cream….no I’m just kidding. *Laughs*

 

 

2. What are three ways to reach death by sexy?

J: Dying…I’m just kidding. It’s more of a “being slain in the spirit of sexiness”. It’s just realising that shit doesn’t matter. Not taking yourself too seriously is the key, then you die to corniness and just come alive sexy. Sexy isn’t necessarily sex or being overtly sexual; it’s simply being comfortable and happy and having a good time. There’s something beautiful about people smiling.

Mattias: Can you be sexy and not attractive?

J: Yea, but the ability to be attractive isn’t necessarily a physical thing. The reality of life is that some people are just born ugly - that’s just the way it is – but that has nothing to do with how beautiful they are as people. Really. That’s the corny, hippy answer to give you and I think hippies are full of shit in general but it’s the truth and that’s why I say it.

 

 

3. You say everybody in the world should be able to dance. What’s some advice you have for people who can’t dance?

J: Give up. No, I’m just kidding *laughs*. Everybody can dance, but dancing well, or dancing like MC Hammer is something that everybody cannot do, so I suppose knowing your limits. It’s just dancing; it’s just about rolling with it. All dancing is, is the physical simulation of sex: in, out, in, out, in out. That’s it. It’s simply the rhythmic gyrations that one can enact while emulating the act of coitus in a dance.
M: Can you dance like MC Hammer?
J: I could try. Tonight on stage I’m going to give you a couple of modified Hammer moves. I’m going to do the “Please Hammer, Hurt Em”.

 

 

4. Writing comes naturally to you. How do you get in the right mindset when writing music?

J: I think the trick with music, to be perfectly serious, is, like with any art that requires you to write something down or create something, you have to just simply obey the mood when it comes. When you’re inspired to write you have to sit down and do it no matter where you are. So really the key for me to getting in the right frame of mind is knowing that it isn’t a certain frame of mind. It’s a frame of mind that’s going to come, and if I start resisting the urge to pay attention to the inspirations that I have, then they’ll stop coming. It’s just really being open to whenever.

M: So you write like anytime?

It could happen right now. A lot of times I’ve started pulling a Jimmy Page and jamming with the band while we sound check and we get a lot of ideas and its killer. There are ideas everywhere; there ain’t nothing new under the sun. Just walking into a record store is inspiring to write music.

 

 

5. Other than you, who do you think has the best moustache out there?

J: First I’d like to say I loved the way you prefaced that question because I think it’s true. Sam Elliott has one of the greatest moustaches ever; Charles Bronson in “The Mechanic” has one of the greatest fucking moustaches of all time. James Brown on the cover of the “Payback” album has one hell of a moustache. Tom Selleck, Freddie Mercury…

[Ladies laugh]

Dave-Os: *laughs* She was doing Hitler. I saw her go like this: [makes the Hitler moustache with fingers].

J: Hitler had an interesting moustache.

Lady 1: He had a legendary moustache.

J: He made it impossible for anyone ever with good taste to wear that moustache again but…who else has a good moustache?

Lady 2: You did Freddie Mercury and that was the one that was on my mind.

J: Hitler and Freddie Mercury, now it’s finished. William H. Macy has a great moustache. Wonderful moustache.
M: Yosemite Sam?
J: Yosemite Sam, and another great Warner Bros. character Blaque Jaque Shellaque, who’s Canadian. Bugs Bunny beats him to 21 by getting a 21 of spades. You ever see that one? He holds up one card and it’s the 21 of spades. It’s great.
M: A lot of us can’t grow moustaches like you.
J: I know it sounds corny, but I feel like the moustache grew me. Like, I got the moustache and it grew me back and body-snatched me and now here I am.
M: How can you not have a moustache, but still harness the coolness of one?

J: Sideburns, or come check me out. No, um, if you can’t grow a moustache, you simply shouldn’t be concerning yourself with what’s cool as it relates to a moustache. It’s simply not in the cards for you.


6. You were with The Suicide Girls for an hour on one of their radio shows giving out advice to all the guy callers calling in…
J:  Yeah, yeah, and I’m also on their DVD, and they performed with us onstage once at Sunset Junction. That was a very interesting backstage…That was before rehab. So that was cramming as many stripper-sluts as you can into a little bathroom and snorting speed. You know, wherever you can find a place to snort it, if you catch my meaning.

M: What would your advice be to a guy calling in about a long-distance relationship? Do you think they work out?

J: Yea, anything’s possible. It’s funny that you should remember that I gave sex advice to the guys calling…cuz normally, I don’t know if you’ve heard it but, a lot of my advice was “what would you advise? I wanna get a girl.” “Stop being such a faggot.”

*laughs*

J: My first little bit of advice is “Stop being lame. If you want to get girls, stop going to gay bars.”

M: That’s the first thing you should do.

J: *laughs* You know where I’m coming from.

 

 

7. What was it like working with the Bikini Bandits?

J: That was wonderful, man. I mean, what part, if girls are your thing, right, if that’s your bag…It was awesome. I mean, having a bunch of hot bikini girls crammed into a tight little sweaty room, pouring cherry cola all over their bodies doesn’t suck for a second. But it was hard. I felt like I was being objectified like I was just a piece of meat.

*laughs*

J: No, I’m just kidding. That was what the video was about. One of the videos was about meat, I don’t know if you saw it…I introduced a bunch of different cuts of meat, and the video is a bunch of girls dancing with meat and breaking big sausages in half, and slapping themselves in the face with sausage and…there’s this one where this girl’s frying bacon and she pours the bacon grease all over her and, you know… artistically it was a very important piece of my career.

M: It really shows your emotional side.

J: I was definitely fondling my feminine side the entire time the video was being shot.

 

 

8. Do you think you’ve made Little Richard proud yet?

J: I don’t know, but I’d still like to find out cuz I need the pressure to be over with, you know what I mean? I think I have a little bit. In the sense that some crazy ass white boy running around, screaming like I am, maybe he gets it. Because I just know that he loves to see little ole white boys running around, screaming ever which way, so there’s got to be some part of me that’s making him proud.

M: You ever meet him yet?

J: I met him once. He lives on one half of the top floor of the Hyatt in Hollywood and I was… Crispin Glover at the time was living on the other side and it was weird; they shared the same floor on the top, and I was at his house and I came out and I passed him and he went “Ooooo, child! You gotta get some new pants!”

*laughs*

J: He said that to Crispin, so that was like, awesome.

M: What would you say to him now if you saw him?

J: I’d probably start crying…It’d probably turn into one of those fantasy things where I’d want to say something big and powerful but it’d just evolve into “I’ll suck your dick right now!”

*laughs*

 

 

9. Advertisers like your music. Eagles of Death metal music has been used for a lot of commercials. What’s a product that you’d like to write a song for?

J: I like to be challenged by things…I mean, I think there’s nothing wrong with making things better, that’s why I have no qualms about putting my music in advertising, I think that’s good. I think cool people like to buy stuff too. And I think nice people like to buy stuff too. But, I would like to write something for Preparation H...or Depends, and I could write a song like “It depends.”

*laughs*

D: I think you have something.

J: *laughs* Yeah, I think we’re on to something. We’re gonna work together you and I; we’ll make millions. What would be a… I’d like to do something for Victoria’s Secret. I’d like to do something for Tropicana. Or body oils. I’d love to do something for Revlon or Mac.

M: Make-up?

J: Absolutely, honey.

 

 

10.  Who would you like to see next on Band of the Day?

J: I’d like to see The Raconteurs. I’d like to see The Strokes, cuz honestly, I’m telling you straight, you guys have asked some really cool questions. I mean, I love doing this stuff, but it’s always wonderful to come onto something and sit with someone who gives a fuck about anything. And you guys are asking all the right questions; you’re pushing all the right buttons, honey. This machine’s about to open wide up for you, baby. No, I’m just kidding, but uh…The fuel tank’s filled and ready to go, and this is a sex machine. No, I’m just kidding, um. *laughs* I don’t know where that came from. I really apologize.

D: I’m really confused. *laughs*

J: *laughs* Me too, honey. And I think you can help me out. *laughs* I’d like to see The Strokes; I’d like to see Rye Coalition. I think you guys would get a big kick out of them. Fuckin’ badass. Queens of the Stone Age, and I’ll make that happen. A little phone call…

M: We interviewed Billy Talent a bit ago and they picked you guys.

J: Really? That’s so weird man. We did a festival with them in Germany and it was one of those weird meetings. Like this is what I love about Rock and Roll right now cuz there’s this real attitude where you’re at a festival, you’re kicking back and someone’s unloading their gear and you’re like “Oh, Billy Talent.” “Oh, you’re Eagles of Death Metal” and we just kicked back and we just hung out. We drank brain water, or whatever that smart water is or whatever you get…I don’t know what it was, but uh… Those guys were cool. They really said that?

M: Yeah.

J: That’s really sweet. So, uh, I wanna change my answer officially to Billy Talent.

M: We’ve had them on already.

J: What were they like?

D: They were great.

J: Were they strong?

D: Very strong.

J: How many push ups could they do? *laughs*

 

 

There you go you insecure ladies and gentlemen. You’ve got some solid coolness advice from a rock star.  Everyone can dance, and you don’t need a moustache to be cool – I don’t even know why you’d want one ladies.  And for the gentlemen, if you really want the girl, stop going to gay bars.

 

 

We want you so hard,

The BotD Team