To me, the classic crime consists of breaking into a bank, stealing all the pens, and putting a pie made out of tears on the floor. No one would be able to catch me because I would be wearing a g-string over my face the whole time. Now, on to the band. The Classic Crime have a new acoustic EP, "Seattle Sessions", due out on November 6th. All I've got to say is that I've heard samples and it sounds like a keeper.